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Ole and Lena Jokes If youre from the Upper Midwest then you probably grew up with Olie or Ole Lena and Sven. The water will NEVER reach us up there.

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It has vater in da carburetor Ole.

. What are we going to do Lena calm down. I wont pay that Then the pilot said WellIf you make it through the whole ride without screaming I wont make you pay. Ill check it out. After a short time Lena looked at her feet and saw they were immersed in water.

OLE and Lena Jokes OLE Lena Jokes HUMOR JOKES FROM SMALL TOWN 20s 40s SCANDINAVIANS PUBLISHER Author English Publication Language 48 Pages - 08271986 Publication Date - NORSE PRESS Publisher Check on Amazon Bestseller No. An Ole and Lena joke. Sven looks out the window and sees the runway in the distance. The rain has reached us up here.

Ole I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor Ole. They are most popular in locations that Scandinavian immigrants laid roots and the tradition remains. The voice said a little stronger There are no fish under the ice. These jokes focus on the imaginary lives of the characters Ole and Lena or Sven and Ole and their misadventures and misunderstandings.

Vater in da carburetor. So he pulls over and the policeman says Ole vat the heck are you doing Vell says Ole Lena and I vent over der to da supermarket and got some tings for our dinner and now ve yust have to go over to da drugstore for our medicine OLE says. Ole says to Lena Well Lena why would you do that. Hmmm three times questioned Ole.

Heres a typical Ole and Lena joke. After examining him the doctor took his wife Lena aside and said Your husband has a very sensitive heart. Ole wasnt feeling well so he went to the doctor. If you like Olie and Lena jokes youve come to the right place.

Is dat becoss Im Norvegian No said Sven Its because youre NINETEEN 7 1 comments 0 Ole Panty Stitcher. Dat is ridiculous Lena. Lena answers and says Vell Ole and Sven come on in Ole barely gets in the door when he demands Vee yoost come to find out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us Lena is shocked by this and immediately throws them out slamming the door with a bang. Lena awakes and asks What was that for Ole says Thats for 25 years of bad sex Lena then punches Ole in the arm.

He notices the runway looks rather short and says Yknow Ole dat looks like a really short runway Ole replies Oh dont worry. Ole and Lena jokes are a type of joke that have been shared for decades by Scandinavian Americans. You dont need em Lena says Oh Ole youre very nice but just the same I been saving me some money from the household fund and Im gonna get those breast implants Ole says Well Lena you sound like youve made up your mind. You dont even know vat a carburetor is.

Ole is the pilot and they are approaching their destination. As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say There are no fish under the ice Ole and Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. Its too high After sitting on the roof for a period of time Lena noticed a hat floating down stream. Thats not so bad.

Ole and Lena jokes represent a canon of humor found in the Upper Midwest region of the United States Including North Dakota the birthplace of my informant. All of these jokes generally center around a married couple Ole and Lena and can vary dramatically in length. Lena leaned over to Ole and said Ole have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage Not even once exclaimed Ole. Der is trouble vit da car sveetheart.

Do you remember those three times. Ole punches Lena in the arm. 8 Red Stanglands World Famous OLE and Lena Jokes OLE Lena Jokes Book Used Book in Good Condition. He knocks on the door again.

Ole Lena Jokes Ole Lena Jokes Funny Jokes Biggest feet in the third grade Oles neighbor Sven had a boy Sven Junior who came home one day and asked Papa I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Ole wakes up one morning remembering that its his and Lenas 25th wedding anniversary. Well just go up on the roof. But I know a cheaper way to do it.

Ole and Sven are flying a plane over northern Minnesota. Ole and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. This blog is a little tribute to our favorite Norwegians. Ole And Lena Jokes Ole and Lena were at the fair and saw a pilot giving rides.

They went up to the pilot and asked how much it was the pilot said Twenty dollars Ole said That is way too much. Ole asks Why did you hit me Lena says Thats for knowing the difference See also edit. Lena have you ever been unfaithful Well er yes --- but only three times she admitted somewhat embarrassed. Ole and Lena Joke Doctors Office Informant.